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Wildly Optimistic 3L Already RSVP’d Yes For 2 July Weddings

Wildly Optimistic 3L Already RSVP’d Yes For 2 July Weddings

PRINCETON, NJ. In a move her friends “could only describe as ‘bold’”, Princeton Law 3L Jenny Lee has already confirmed her attendance at two separate July weddings, a time normally reserved for bar studying. “I know every summer my Newsfeed is filled with the panicked anguish of law students…

Lone 1L Still Trying To Sell Civ Pro Textbook

Lone 1L Still Trying To Sell Civ Pro Textbook

Princeton, NJ. Several sources have confirmed that Princeton Law 1L, Andrew Wallace, has continued to send out multiple emails offering to sell his civ pro textbook.   “Does this guy not get that this is definitely the wrong audience?” asked 3L, Emma Ramirez. “We’ve all taken this course!…

1L Not Arguing Exams Comparable To Life As Refugee, But Not Denying It Either

1L Not Arguing Exams Comparable To Life As Refugee, But Not Denying It Either

Princeton, NJ. As first year law students begin their second week of final exams, Andrew Greene, a 1L at Princeton Law, made several comments that raised eyebrows among his peers. “Now that the library is open 24/7, I haven’t been back home in over 2 days. I haven’t…

Tax Lawyer Dreading April 16th Return to Normalcy

Tax Lawyer Dreading April 16th Return to Normalcy

Princeton, NJ. Andrew Miller, a Princeton Law tax lawyer specializing in international tax policy, expressed disappointment that, come…

Professor Who Led IP Litigation Practice Unable to Figure Out PowerPoint

Professor Who Led IP Litigation Practice Unable to Figure Out PowerPoint

Princeton, NJ. Melissa Style, the former practice leader of a top firm’s IP group, has reportedly struggled each…

Law Professors Can’t Wait to End Grueling 4-Hour Work Weeks

Law Professors Can’t Wait to End Grueling 4-Hour Work Weeks

Princeton, NJ. Barry Andrews, a Contracts professor at Princeton Law School, confirms that “[professors] can’t wait to end…

Law Firm Partner Confused by Princeton Law’s Required “Legal Ethics” Class

Law Firm Partner Confused by Princeton Law’s Required “Legal Ethics” Class

Princeton, NJ. While conducting recent interviews for a summer associate, John Landon expressed confusion over a common class…

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