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NYU Law Student Hikes Graduation Ticket Price By 5000%

NYU Law Student Hikes Graduation Ticket Price By 5000%

New York, NY. One enterprising young NYU Law student, Martina Scolnit, has decided to get an early start on her student loan debt by re-selling her graduation tickets. Though some graduating students are able to include all their loved ones through the four tickets given to them by…

1L Surviving Solely Off Of Free Westlaw/Barbri/Lexis/Bloomberg Candy

1L Surviving Solely Off Of Free Westlaw/Barbri/Lexis/Bloomberg Candy

Princeton, NJ. Reports have confirmed that Princeton Law 1L, James Stone, has consumed only free table candy for the past week.   “It’s just so convenient,” explained Stone. “I’m slowly beginning to spend more and more time in the library, and every time I grab a Snickers, that’ll…

Every Flower Has A Meaning, And These Flowers Mean: “I’m Really Sorry For Accidentally Burning Down Our Apartment Building”

Every Flower Has A Meaning, And These Flowers Mean: “I’m Really Sorry For Accidentally Burning Down Our Apartment Building”

Hey there. If you’re reading this, it means you got my bouquet. My “I’m super, super sorry for burning down our apartment building bouquet.” I paid extra for the glass vase. That’s one thing you’ve already replaced!   It’s hard to use words to articulate just how sorry…

Graduating Student Confident He Remembered To Pack Everything

Graduating Student Confident He Remembered To Pack Everything

Posted by: Burden of Persuasion Princeton, NJ. Former 3L, Andrew Wiggins, who reportedly packed up three years worth…

After Microwaving DiGiorno Single-Serve Pizza, Woman Feels Ready For Top Chef

After Microwaving DiGiorno Single-Serve Pizza, Woman Feels Ready For Top Chef

After successfully re-heating the frozen processed food, area woman Becky Landers, declared herself “totally ready” for the reality-TV…

Real Estate Agent Running Out Of Charming Synonyms For Grossly Dilapidated House

Real Estate Agent Running Out Of Charming Synonyms For Grossly Dilapidated House

New York. After writing only 1 of the 5 required paragraphs for her open house brochure, area realtor,…

1L Whose Cover Letters Claim She Is “Detail-Oriented” Accidentally Hits Reply-All To Law School Email

1L Whose Cover Letters Claim She Is “Detail-Oriented” Accidentally Hits Reply-All To Law School Email

Princeton, NJ.  Multiple sources have confirmed that, contrary to her cover letters containing multiple references to her “high attention…

Trash Can

Trash Can

Choose your own adventure: Man Achieves New Level Of Dexterity In Avoiding Taking Out Trash Area Woman Not…

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