Princeton, NJ. Melissa Style, the former practice leader of a top firm’s IP group, has reportedly struggled each day this week to figure out how to turn on Microsoft PowerPoint.
“So I think I press this to turn the projector on,” said Styles according to sources, while pressing the light-switch repeatedly. Even once she was able to turn on the actual projector, Styles reportedly struggled with finding the PowerPoint icon, then downloading the actual presentation to the classroom desktop.
“I mean, I could understand having difficulty the first day,” said one student, who requested Burden of Persuasion keep his identity anonymous. “But it’s Friday. She really needs to figure this out.”
As of press time, Style had reportedly spent over 15 minutes trying to turn off the projector before finally giving up and fleeing the classroom.